I don't believe in it.
Okay, that's not true.
But I don't believe in it FOR ME.
It's like drugs...
Some people are into drugs, think drugs make their lives better.
I'm not all about it.
No drugs for me.
No working out for me.
From the most random places.
So imagine my surprise, when this past week I have found myself inspired to start working out.
No, it was not my week spent in FL on the beach in a bikini, though that'd be the obvious answer.
It was actually what happened when we came home.
And I sat on the couch.
And turned on my TV.
I found the only thing exciting about coming back to this frigid weather...DVR!!!!
Yes, my beloved DVR had recorded all of "my" shows while we were gone.
It was chalk-full of GOLD!
Teen Mom 3 (don't judge me)
Long Island Medium
and last but certainly not least, The Walking Dead.
It was the last of these which inspired my (thin)spiration lightbulb moment.
For those of you who live under a rock (or don't have cable...AKA live under a rock), The Walking Dead is a show on AMC about what is going to happen to use in the future.
There is going to be a zombie apocalypse and those of who us who aren't immediately transformed into zombies will spend the rest of our days fighting said zombies & trying to rebuild some sort of life for ourselves while fighting the zombies.
It's going to happen people.
Going back to my stocked DVR, I sat down and watched a "marathon" of The Walking Dead.
Really I had only missed a few episodes, but it was as much of a "marathon" as I get anymore...
Then, that night I had a nightmare.
I was IN the zombie apolcalypse.
And I was the worst fucking zombie fighter EVER!
I was a slow runner.
I couldn't use any weapons accurately.
I was scared out of my fucking mind (which is a HUGE weakness when you're trying to fight zombies).
I woke up in the middle of the night...terrified.
Good thing it's not real.
Then the next night...
ANOTHER ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
This has literally happened to me the past 3 nights in a row.
Because of that, I have officially decided, that I need to prepare myself for the zombie apocalypse.
LIke I said, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
Haven't you seen World War Z?!
They don't just come up with these story lines out of thin air.
I haven't really researched too much about what kind of preparation would be best for this sort of scenario.
I'm gonna go ahead and say hand-to-hand combat with knives & swords would be most beneficial, seeing as my fellow zombie fighters on The Walking Dead are almost always out of firearm ammunition.
Anybody want to train with me?
I was just about to "publish" this post when I found the ULTIMATE COOLEST WEBSITE EVER ...
besides this one, of course.
Zombie Survival Course!!
I'll have to get to NJ to take it, but who cares!
It's FULL training on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
NOW who's ready to train with me, eh!? :)